He called her stupid and tore her pantyhose, so I asked a friend to help

I didn't know that a friend would split the check, so I gave it to the toilet

Is this where you got your three cocks, my daughter? Now you will atone for your sin

What's the big deal — he called her a dirty whore and bent her over without asking?

Friend girl, you suck better than you explain. How do you do it in the pussy?

Honey, do you know that you have to pay for expensive vacations with sex?